In keeping up with or rather simply copying (yet with a hopefully marked improvement upon) the Joneses, so to speak, I have decided to hop on the paperclip bandwagon and start my revolution!
I am hereby accepting trade offers for the following item: ONE TV TRAY, WITH FOLD-UP LEGS.
The goal here, is to trade this item up n' up until I have something that I have always wanted: EXTREME FAME AND FORTUNE. I want to be famous and rich, or for that matter, rich and famous (I'm not opposed to their exact order). In exchange for trading upwards for these two intangiables, I propose to trade something else... a portion of both my newfound fame and fortune will be used only for good. I will donate percentages of both my fame and fortune for the betterment of our planet and civilization as a whole.
So, having said that, what have you got to offer me??
I am now accepting trades - the offer stands - ONE TV TRAY, WITH FOLDING LEGS in return for: ______________! (?)
(please note that the winning trade will be published here on my blog)
HAPPY TRADING EVERYONE! (this is not a joke, serious trades only please - I reserve the right to republish your trade offers. If you wish, you may email me at: letsmakeatrade@hotmail.com)
PEACE!
Done.
EM
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3 comments:
Jet,
I'm a little confused about this whole paperclip revolution / trade proposal ... and how does it all relate to a post on Marty's blog ??
Also, what are you doing up at 5am.
I wish you luck good sir. Sushi lunch this week?
Super color scheme, I like it! Keep up the good work. Thanks for sharing this wonderful site with us.
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