On MTV...

I know I promised you all an update on the wedding - and believe me, that'll be coming up soon, but I have to get this off my chest. For the past two days I've been mostly holed up at home, b/c I tore some ligaments in my ankle - while WALKING - genius, I know.

Anyhow, the doctors said that I did a real good job on it, and it'll be a while before I'm pain-free. So what's a guy to do all day at home - you got it - watch tv! What's on tv you ask?? You got it, NOTHING.

So as I'm channel surfing through all 575 channels, I come across MTV. Now, I know some of you guys have been watching their shows and there's been a lot of hype with MTV, so being somewhat incapacitated, I decided to check it out.

MTV FUCKIN' SUCKS. The shows are weird, stupid, annoying, surreal, funny, tacky, outrageous and all in all ADDICTIVE. Annoying "VJ's" aside (does anyone realize that MTV stands for Music Television, yet these bastards don't show any music videos on their shows), the shows are all just...well...stupid, yet, I like them. There's this one show I saw called "My Super Sweet 16" - where its basically rich lil' brats whose daddy's drive wicked mahvelous Mercs n' Ferarris and they throw their future whoore crack addicts the most outrageous and lavish birthday parties.

As I write this, there's an annoying show on called MADE - where in this particular episode, the Lacrosse jock with the hot girlfriend wants to be of all things, a FIGURE SKATER!!!!!!! This shit is so scripted and annoying...what I can't figure out is how they've managed to sell it to America (and obviously now Canada too). I'm convinced that they could slap a fat guy on the ass for 30 minutes and it'd be a hot show too...weird.

This blog probably isn't making much sense, maybe its the pain. Gonna grab the Advil. Thanks for indulging me. I'll be sure to post updates from Jaime n' Tijana's wedding.

Done.

Peace.

EM