Bureaucratic Bastards!

So, did you know that the freakin' government can suspend your driver's licence without prior notice? No? Well, now you do!

These lame-duck bureaucratic motherf*@#$@s decided to show me how they can flex their tiny muscles!

Apparently, I missed paying a speeding ticket - ok, guilty on that, but no reminder letter or nothing. No courtesy mailing. Zip. Just get a random phone call saying my ass is going to collections unless I pay off this stupid fine within 3 hours!

Ok, so I pay the fine (as I was supposed to, only now with added juice for some fuckin' flavour) and I think I'm done right? wrong!

The bitch (and I'll explain soon why I'm calling her that) tells me I'm good to go - except that my licence has been suspended!!!!

After coming too from that giant slap upside my head, I ask this "woman" how do I go about unsuspending my licence. She tells me all I have to do is go down to the MTO and pony up some money (surprise, surprise!) and voila - done.

So I head down (ya, I drove, fuck 'em!) to the MTO shop and a lovely young lady informs me that there's a delay pending on my account, and that I'm going to be suspended for a few days more - unless I can get the court lady to fax a document to their office - no problem I say, as I start dialing the myriad of digits it takes to crack through to a human being.

I get through (38.12 minutes later) and ask the same unpleasant woman I dealt with in person if she could fax this info to the MTO office. "No". When I ask why, she replies that she simply cannot b/c there was no "court error in the matter" - I explain to her that if she simply faxes one tiny document, I could forego waiting an extra 5 days of driving time and that the matter would get resolved within 30 minutes.

What grinds my gears the most here, is that this bitch knew there was a holding period b/w paying up outstanding fines and reinstating one's D.L. - and she didn't tell me about it, in fact, when I asked her point-blank "so, now that I've paid I'm all up to date and there's no more problems, I can go get my licence back?" - she answered in the affirmative. Only, now that I've got her on the phone she's swimming down the largest river in Egypt - DENIAL (sp. error included for artistic measure).

I even went so far as to ask her if I lying, and so when I asked her "you calling me a liar"? she answered "yes, I am".

Then she hung up. This bitch, grrrrrrrrrrr, is gonna get hers. Somebody-gonna-get a bad bad X-Mas stocking stuffer - namely my foot up her ass!!!

I hate these ball-busting, anal-retentive, union-protected social misfits they got working for the government. It takes a certain type of asshole to work for the government - all the sour puss motherfuckers who never amounted to shit all since Day 1 of their meaningless existance.

These were the kids always being picked last for sports, played the Tuba in Band, sat alone at the lunch counter, got hit on by the ugly brace-faced-pimple-faced losers IF THEY WERE LUCKY! in high school. I hate bureaucracy. This frigid c**t is lucky that the main form of human contact for her is by people yelling at her through her plexi-glass throne. One day, some crazed moron is gonna wait for this bitch in the parking lot (and I am in now way promoting such vile and dispicable acts) - I'm just saying, that these bureau-bitches and assholes alike have got to start understanding that when you are dealing with the public, with the taxpayers who help pay their riddiculously higher than average wages, they better learn how and when to speak!

Arrrghhh.

Done (for now but not really)

EM