I love hypocrites, just adore 'em! I think we need more of them. I especially love the two-faced kind, y'know the ones that will smile and wave at ya, shake yer hand and pat your back, meanwhile, they're getting ready to brandish that machete that they fully intend to drive through the back of your skull... those are the kind of kids I want at my party.
Does anyone read this? I mean am I writing this all for no one to read or comment? Ya one or two of you chip in every now and then (and don't think I don't appreciate it - keep 'em coming and the cheques are in the mail), but c'mon cyberites...get those keys a strokin' and send me some blog-back. I dare ya! There...I said it. DARE. Ooohhhhh...c'mon bring it on donkey kong!
Last thing we need 'round here in cyber-space are cyber-pussies!!! hahaha oh c'mon now, a lil' cyber-heckling never hurt anyone...I can dish and take it...can you??
Done.
EM
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
On Sleep...
Sleep. Interesting lil' tidbit the good lord made up. Kinda overrated dontcha think? Me...I didn't get much, rather a correction please - I didn't get ANY, literally, no sleep last night. I've been up for 28 straight hours...not fun.
I'd go into the reasons behind this recent deprivation, but I'm not really sure what they are exactly.
More on this later...too tired to talk about it now!
Done.
EM
I'd go into the reasons behind this recent deprivation, but I'm not really sure what they are exactly.
More on this later...too tired to talk about it now!
Done.
EM
Friday, January 27, 2006
And Now For Something Completely...ah you know the rest!
So, I was lookin' at a few blogs, and I figured I'd use an idea or three that I really liked - and of course, tweak it!
As such, I will be formally introducing a weekly segment entitled "Film of the Day" or "Cinema du Semaine" for you french speakin' kids!
And as such, I am proud to introduce...Film of the Day!
Film of the Day:
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF.
A great flick starring Matthew (Please God Don't Type-cast Me) Broderick as an apathetic, yet ingeniusly innovative and rather shrewd high school teen playing 'hookie' for his 10th, err 2nd time in a term! Equipped with some classic moments and a yummy girlfriend (mmm, Sloane, dear, I HAVE a kiss for you!!), watch Ferris on his day off (great cinematography and just a classic 80s flick - way t'go John Hughes!).
If you have the means, I highly recommend you pick up the DVD, it's so choice!
Bueller, Bueller!
Done.
EM
As such, I will be formally introducing a weekly segment entitled "Film of the Day" or "Cinema du Semaine" for you french speakin' kids!
And as such, I am proud to introduce...Film of the Day!
Film of the Day:
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF.
A great flick starring Matthew (Please God Don't Type-cast Me) Broderick as an apathetic, yet ingeniusly innovative and rather shrewd high school teen playing 'hookie' for his 10th, err 2nd time in a term! Equipped with some classic moments and a yummy girlfriend (mmm, Sloane, dear, I HAVE a kiss for you!!), watch Ferris on his day off (great cinematography and just a classic 80s flick - way t'go John Hughes!).
If you have the means, I highly recommend you pick up the DVD, it's so choice!
Bueller, Bueller!
Done.
EM
On Sports...
Ok kids, so seems all I do is complain, but being a M.O.T. its simply in my nature - and I like to think of it as intonated observations.
Speaking of which here's something - "Team" Canada - our Olympic athletes in Torino 2006. Bring home the GOLD (I bet I can't count the total medals they'll fetch on my thumb)!!!
But here's what's on my mind - how is it that not one single athlete wants to be the flag bearer?? What gives? I mean, you're one of maybe 50-100 people SELECTED to REPRESENT your nation - the committee comes up to you and says, 'hey, umm...wanna carry the flag - you'll get a lot of camera time and um...ya, wanna do it?' Athlete (all of 'em) replys: Um, ya about that, see the flag bearer exerts a lot of energy and I don't want to expend all of my hard work and training (y'know these past 4 years have been a real bitch - up to 500 reps a day!!) by holding the flag all day! C'MON...THAT'S B.S. AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
I say, take the bums that don't want to be patriotic (um hello...Olympics, nation-states competing for pride [and money], but mainly pride) AND TOSS 'EM OFF THE TEAM!!!
Besides, we all know that its all about Team Canada Men's Hockey - bring the gold or don't bother getting on that plane kids!
Depressing - oh, and that brings me oh so briefly, to the Leafs! Boys...7 straight?? C'mon...let's shake off the rust, dust and bust! It's time to get yer shizzle togizzle and make this city proud. All it takes is one...one lousy stinkin' win. Please. Try. Now you've got me begging. Bastards. GO LEAFS GO!
Done.
EM.
Speaking of which here's something - "Team" Canada - our Olympic athletes in Torino 2006. Bring home the GOLD (I bet I can't count the total medals they'll fetch on my thumb)!!!
But here's what's on my mind - how is it that not one single athlete wants to be the flag bearer?? What gives? I mean, you're one of maybe 50-100 people SELECTED to REPRESENT your nation - the committee comes up to you and says, 'hey, umm...wanna carry the flag - you'll get a lot of camera time and um...ya, wanna do it?' Athlete (all of 'em) replys: Um, ya about that, see the flag bearer exerts a lot of energy and I don't want to expend all of my hard work and training (y'know these past 4 years have been a real bitch - up to 500 reps a day!!) by holding the flag all day! C'MON...THAT'S B.S. AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
I say, take the bums that don't want to be patriotic (um hello...Olympics, nation-states competing for pride [and money], but mainly pride) AND TOSS 'EM OFF THE TEAM!!!
Besides, we all know that its all about Team Canada Men's Hockey - bring the gold or don't bother getting on that plane kids!
Depressing - oh, and that brings me oh so briefly, to the Leafs! Boys...7 straight?? C'mon...let's shake off the rust, dust and bust! It's time to get yer shizzle togizzle and make this city proud. All it takes is one...one lousy stinkin' win. Please. Try. Now you've got me begging. Bastards. GO LEAFS GO!
Done.
EM.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
The Liberals Are Dead - Long Live the liberals!
Stephen Harper is now the PM. Cancel your plans for fun, gay marriage and better get that fetus aborted ASAP!
Meh...I didn't vote for him - too much mascarra! OK Stevie - go play PM now...you ever flown on a plane, huh Stevie? Mmmm, k, well see in order to be a worldly statesman, you gotta travel the world (Calgary - Edmonton Red Eye flights on WestJet don't count!).
I'm saying it now - ELECTION in 2.5 years - TOPS!
(and its gonna be a Liberal landslide!!!!!!)
Done.
EM
Meh...I didn't vote for him - too much mascarra! OK Stevie - go play PM now...you ever flown on a plane, huh Stevie? Mmmm, k, well see in order to be a worldly statesman, you gotta travel the world (Calgary - Edmonton Red Eye flights on WestJet don't count!).
I'm saying it now - ELECTION in 2.5 years - TOPS!
(and its gonna be a Liberal landslide!!!!!!)
Done.
EM
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Oh, Canada - Whom For Art Thou, Canada?
OK, hang on to your seats kiddies - you're in for a serious blogging - a flogging of a blogging if you will (even if you won't you're getting one)!
You down with NDP? No not me. You down with 'ol PC now just plain "C" ? No not me. You down with Liberal Swine - hmm not this time. You feelin' Green Kermie - No Sireee! You down with Canadian Action Party/Progressive Loyalists of Canada/Elvis-Worshippers of Upper Canada...Wanna spread the love and vote from some shlub?? Vote your conscience. Just vote.
However, this brings me to a severe issue - seems I've got diarrhea. Yep...the 'ol runny brain-syndrome. Paul's a lying bitch who got played like one. Jack's an opportunist mutha who'd flip on his own mom to get a few bucks. Stephen - dude, easy on the Mascarra and enough with re-hashing dealt with issues - give him a tissue! Then there's Gilles - who's got balls, not will, to try and screw up (if that's even further possible) this nation of his/ours/George's? Yay on war; nay on poverty; yay on environment; nay on terrorism. Just imagine if you had to vote for that fuck-face in Iran?
Did you know that there's a candidate running for MP in Newmarket-Aurora - who sports an Elvis look - no word of a lie...VOTE ELVIS! (his real name is Dorian Baxter)
I'm just sick of this situation...Canada's no better off tomorrow than it was yesterday - today, however is always up for debate. This applies in general.
OK point here - if you had to come up with your platform and you've clearly been sniffing glue or drew it up using Crayola's... I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE P.M. This kid from Newmarket can't even spell his own name right, let alone string a sentence - and he wants to be an M.P. ???
I'm gonna run for office. Fuck Pedro - Vote Ellie! What's available, b/c clearly any idiot can be a candidate - lucky for you, I'm not just ANY idiot - I'm a true ass-kickin' biatch. (Hmm. language such as the aforementioned and previously written is probably a bad thing huh?)
OK clearly this is a rant. I am sooo angry, lord knows I've been harrassed, harranged and hullaballooed this past week, and now I've got to watch petty arguing back and forth between 3 fuckheads whom none, seriously deserve my vote. But kids, ya see...I'm not going to "not vote" - I'm going to take my responsibility and priviledge very seriously and exercise (Gd knows it'll be the most I've done in a while) my right to vote. Even if I vote myself...hmmm not bad idea - ok, write me in...Ellie Miron - It can't be any worse than the other choices.
Here's what I stand for in a nutshell (as crowded as it can be in a nutshell) - note that i'll list the "For's " and then the "Againsts" in said order:
For:
More cops on the streets
Tougher sentencing for "serious" crimes
Scrapping the Gun-Registry
Increased funding for Health and Education
Environmental Security and Stabilization
Working with ALL Canadians to improve Canada
Decriminalization of Marijuana (I'm willing to listen about legalizing)
Lowering the GST
Upholding Aboriginal Rights and Treaties
Pro-Israel Stance (with support for a viable and true PEACE plan in the Middle East - I support the idea of a Palestinian State)
Same-Sex Marriage and Equalization vis-a-vis Charter Rights
Parliamentary Reform - including restructuring the way Canadians elect their gov't.
Continued Canadian Armed Forces Commitments the world-over - with emphasis on PEACE BUILDING and PEACE KEEPING
Stronger/Tougher Immigration Policies
Tougher/Consistent rulings with respect to Terrorism and Anti-Terror Legislation
Against:
Why be "Against" anything. There are certain issues that I disagree with (some stronger than others) but I'm willing to listen, cooperate and make the right and tough choices that will improve the overall life of Canadians.
Wow. OK. I think that's all I got. I should be sleeping now. Think about it - I'm serious. VOTE ELLIE or don't ... BUT VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! January 23, 2006.
You down with NDP? No not me. You down with 'ol PC now just plain "C" ? No not me. You down with Liberal Swine - hmm not this time. You feelin' Green Kermie - No Sireee! You down with Canadian Action Party/Progressive Loyalists of Canada/Elvis-Worshippers of Upper Canada...Wanna spread the love and vote from some shlub?? Vote your conscience. Just vote.
However, this brings me to a severe issue - seems I've got diarrhea. Yep...the 'ol runny brain-syndrome. Paul's a lying bitch who got played like one. Jack's an opportunist mutha who'd flip on his own mom to get a few bucks. Stephen - dude, easy on the Mascarra and enough with re-hashing dealt with issues - give him a tissue! Then there's Gilles - who's got balls, not will, to try and screw up (if that's even further possible) this nation of his/ours/George's? Yay on war; nay on poverty; yay on environment; nay on terrorism. Just imagine if you had to vote for that fuck-face in Iran?
Did you know that there's a candidate running for MP in Newmarket-Aurora - who sports an Elvis look - no word of a lie...VOTE ELVIS! (his real name is Dorian Baxter)
I'm just sick of this situation...Canada's no better off tomorrow than it was yesterday - today, however is always up for debate. This applies in general.
OK point here - if you had to come up with your platform and you've clearly been sniffing glue or drew it up using Crayola's... I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE P.M. This kid from Newmarket can't even spell his own name right, let alone string a sentence - and he wants to be an M.P. ???
I'm gonna run for office. Fuck Pedro - Vote Ellie! What's available, b/c clearly any idiot can be a candidate - lucky for you, I'm not just ANY idiot - I'm a true ass-kickin' biatch. (Hmm. language such as the aforementioned and previously written is probably a bad thing huh?)
OK clearly this is a rant. I am sooo angry, lord knows I've been harrassed, harranged and hullaballooed this past week, and now I've got to watch petty arguing back and forth between 3 fuckheads whom none, seriously deserve my vote. But kids, ya see...I'm not going to "not vote" - I'm going to take my responsibility and priviledge very seriously and exercise (Gd knows it'll be the most I've done in a while) my right to vote. Even if I vote myself...hmmm not bad idea - ok, write me in...Ellie Miron - It can't be any worse than the other choices.
Here's what I stand for in a nutshell (as crowded as it can be in a nutshell) - note that i'll list the "For's " and then the "Againsts" in said order:
For:
More cops on the streets
Tougher sentencing for "serious" crimes
Scrapping the Gun-Registry
Increased funding for Health and Education
Environmental Security and Stabilization
Working with ALL Canadians to improve Canada
Decriminalization of Marijuana (I'm willing to listen about legalizing)
Lowering the GST
Upholding Aboriginal Rights and Treaties
Pro-Israel Stance (with support for a viable and true PEACE plan in the Middle East - I support the idea of a Palestinian State)
Same-Sex Marriage and Equalization vis-a-vis Charter Rights
Parliamentary Reform - including restructuring the way Canadians elect their gov't.
Continued Canadian Armed Forces Commitments the world-over - with emphasis on PEACE BUILDING and PEACE KEEPING
Stronger/Tougher Immigration Policies
Tougher/Consistent rulings with respect to Terrorism and Anti-Terror Legislation
Against:
Why be "Against" anything. There are certain issues that I disagree with (some stronger than others) but I'm willing to listen, cooperate and make the right and tough choices that will improve the overall life of Canadians.
Wow. OK. I think that's all I got. I should be sleeping now. Think about it - I'm serious. VOTE ELLIE or don't ... BUT VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! January 23, 2006.
Friday, January 13, 2006
I'd Say its about right
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