Oh, Canada - Whom For Art Thou, Canada?

OK, hang on to your seats kiddies - you're in for a serious blogging - a flogging of a blogging if you will (even if you won't you're getting one)!

You down with NDP? No not me. You down with 'ol PC now just plain "C" ? No not me. You down with Liberal Swine - hmm not this time. You feelin' Green Kermie - No Sireee! You down with Canadian Action Party/Progressive Loyalists of Canada/Elvis-Worshippers of Upper Canada...Wanna spread the love and vote from some shlub?? Vote your conscience. Just vote.

However, this brings me to a severe issue - seems I've got diarrhea. Yep...the 'ol runny brain-syndrome. Paul's a lying bitch who got played like one. Jack's an opportunist mutha who'd flip on his own mom to get a few bucks. Stephen - dude, easy on the Mascarra and enough with re-hashing dealt with issues - give him a tissue! Then there's Gilles - who's got balls, not will, to try and screw up (if that's even further possible) this nation of his/ours/George's? Yay on war; nay on poverty; yay on environment; nay on terrorism. Just imagine if you had to vote for that fuck-face in Iran?

Did you know that there's a candidate running for MP in Newmarket-Aurora - who sports an Elvis look - no word of a lie...VOTE ELVIS! (his real name is Dorian Baxter)

I'm just sick of this situation...Canada's no better off tomorrow than it was yesterday - today, however is always up for debate. This applies in general.

OK point here - if you had to come up with your platform and you've clearly been sniffing glue or drew it up using Crayola's... I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE P.M. This kid from Newmarket can't even spell his own name right, let alone string a sentence - and he wants to be an M.P. ???

I'm gonna run for office. Fuck Pedro - Vote Ellie! What's available, b/c clearly any idiot can be a candidate - lucky for you, I'm not just ANY idiot - I'm a true ass-kickin' biatch. (Hmm. language such as the aforementioned and previously written is probably a bad thing huh?)

OK clearly this is a rant. I am sooo angry, lord knows I've been harrassed, harranged and hullaballooed this past week, and now I've got to watch petty arguing back and forth between 3 fuckheads whom none, seriously deserve my vote. But kids, ya see...I'm not going to "not vote" - I'm going to take my responsibility and priviledge very seriously and exercise (Gd knows it'll be the most I've done in a while) my right to vote. Even if I vote myself...hmmm not bad idea - ok, write me in...Ellie Miron - It can't be any worse than the other choices.

Here's what I stand for in a nutshell (as crowded as it can be in a nutshell) - note that i'll list the "For's " and then the "Againsts" in said order:

For:
More cops on the streets
Tougher sentencing for "serious" crimes
Scrapping the Gun-Registry
Increased funding for Health and Education
Environmental Security and Stabilization
Working with ALL Canadians to improve Canada
Decriminalization of Marijuana (I'm willing to listen about legalizing)
Lowering the GST
Upholding Aboriginal Rights and Treaties
Pro-Israel Stance (with support for a viable and true PEACE plan in the Middle East - I support the idea of a Palestinian State)
Same-Sex Marriage and Equalization vis-a-vis Charter Rights
Parliamentary Reform - including restructuring the way Canadians elect their gov't.
Continued Canadian Armed Forces Commitments the world-over - with emphasis on PEACE BUILDING and PEACE KEEPING
Stronger/Tougher Immigration Policies
Tougher/Consistent rulings with respect to Terrorism and Anti-Terror Legislation

Against:
Why be "Against" anything. There are certain issues that I disagree with (some stronger than others) but I'm willing to listen, cooperate and make the right and tough choices that will improve the overall life of Canadians.

Wow. OK. I think that's all I got. I should be sleeping now. Think about it - I'm serious. VOTE ELLIE or don't ... BUT VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! January 23, 2006.