OK, so I'm not one for mass holiday greetings, but let's just say I'm in the mood for this one - I wish you all a Happy and Healthy New Year - have an amazing 2006!!
As soon as its doable, I'll be back to update my site more regularly.
In the meantime - keep your friends close, your enemies closer and never forget to tell a lie.
Done.
EM
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Thursday, December 29, 2005
I'm Still Here
been very busy, just wanted to let you know that the Jet is alive and kicking - just taking a break for Chanukah. So you know, when I get back...it's going down!
Done!
EM
Done!
EM
Friday, December 09, 2005
And lastly in our Olympic spirit...
So, Ballroom Dancing is in but THIS is out?? Who runs that "Olympic" show anyways???
Let's get some votes on this kids!! Write in with your votes today!!
Me thinks me wants to be an Olympian...GO CANADA!
Let's get some votes on this kids!! Write in with your votes today!!
Me thinks me wants to be an Olympian...GO CANADA!
Turin 2006 Watch Out!
You think this guy's on the 'roids or what???
Probably from the Bulgarian or German squad. Good technique though...this site is hilarious.
Probably from the Bulgarian or German squad. Good technique though...this site is hilarious.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Still Here
Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cage...Did a lot this past week and have been very busy. I'm still here though all you Blog Fans...still alive and kickin' - it's gonna take more than this particular lickin' to get rid of me...Cryptic crap is always fun. F da Po-lice!
Outside in the cold distance, A wild cat did growl, two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl - oh DMB how sweet it was @ ACC.
Bring on Bono! I'm ready...ready for the shuffle, ready for the deal, ready to let go of the steering wheel, i'm ready, ready for what's next...
Outside in the cold distance, A wild cat did growl, two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl - oh DMB how sweet it was @ ACC.
Bring on Bono! I'm ready...ready for the shuffle, ready for the deal, ready to let go of the steering wheel, i'm ready, ready for what's next...
Still Here
Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cage...Did a lot this past week and have been very busy. I'm still here though all you Blog Fans...still alive and kickin' - it's gonna take more than this particular lickin' to get rid of me...Cryptic crap is always fun. F da Po-lice!
Outside in the cold distance, A wild cat did growl, two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl - oh DMB how sweet it was @ ACC.
Bring on Bono! I'm ready...ready for the shuffle, ready for the deal, ready to let go of the steering wheel, i'm ready, ready for what's next...
Outside in the cold distance, A wild cat did growl, two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl - oh DMB how sweet it was @ ACC.
Bring on Bono! I'm ready...ready for the shuffle, ready for the deal, ready to let go of the steering wheel, i'm ready, ready for what's next...
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Fathers
Most of us have 'em, well technically, we all have one - some us don't know them though, that's ok.
What I can tell you is this - boys, don't have daddys. They do up until maybe they're age 5 or 6 - but at 26 - its their Dad, 'Ol Man, Pops etc.
Girls, will forever have mommy's and daddy's.
There's no point to this really. Just an observation.
Raptors suck - couldn't sell a ticket last nite - they just suck.
Dodge Charger - beast of a vehicle. Very "choice", I recommend you get one if you have the means. Que Bella!
Done.
EM
What I can tell you is this - boys, don't have daddys. They do up until maybe they're age 5 or 6 - but at 26 - its their Dad, 'Ol Man, Pops etc.
Girls, will forever have mommy's and daddy's.
There's no point to this really. Just an observation.
Raptors suck - couldn't sell a ticket last nite - they just suck.
Dodge Charger - beast of a vehicle. Very "choice", I recommend you get one if you have the means. Que Bella!
Done.
EM
Monday, November 21, 2005
On Being PC
I don't want to anymore? What's wrong of making fun of retards? What's wrong with saying "retards" - in fact there's a movie about retards starring Johnny Knoxville - how appropriate - about fixing the Special Olympics...hahah that's funny. To be honest we're living in such a tightly wound-up world these days its frustrating the shit outta me. See, I bet some of you are wondering, "well, why's the kid swearing so much??" - the answer folks is simply because, I can.
I no longer seek to impress anyone. I'm tired of impressing people and playing "the game". Political Correctness has its moments, but to be honest kids, I think that many in this world have become far to complacent in their thoughts and actions.
So, having said that, on occasion, its ok to note that some people in society need a swift kick in the butt, especially when they're trying to suck the lifeblood out of the rest of us. Take for example this new controversy on Christmas.
For those of you who don't know Christmas is the holiday that's supposedly about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, but lately its all about celebrating the birth of the latest generation of video games, IKEA furniture, commercial vehicles and anything else that fat fuck, Santa, can stuff into his "Sleigh" or "Sled" - which is it by the way, b/c, as a Jew, I'm confused. I don't have nobody bringing me presents in the middle of the night, especially not on a sled? I mean if this dude can have Reindeer that fly, why can't he 'one-up' Doc Brown and in lieu of a flying DeLorean, perhaps something in an SUV design would suit the 'ol windbag?
Anyways, back to my point, I'm just saying that there's this new found sense of PC-ness with Christmas. Specifically, there's issue with the idea of calling a Christmas Tree a Christmas Tree, and if that's not silly enough, you can't say Merry Christmas anymore - its now got to be Happy Holidays. That's just nucking futs!
Anyways, there's more but I'm running out of time right now...I'll be sure to revisit this. Bottom line (consider this an online 'Jewish goodbye'), say what you want, when you want and how you want - so long as you're not violating anyone's Civil Rights and/or any laws - it shouldn't be a problem. You have my blessing*.
* - Denotes my right to revoke my blessing at anytime without any prior notice. Any costs associated with the removal of said blessing(s) are done so at the full charge of the blessee. Some assembly required. No purchase necessary. See coupon for details.
I no longer seek to impress anyone. I'm tired of impressing people and playing "the game". Political Correctness has its moments, but to be honest kids, I think that many in this world have become far to complacent in their thoughts and actions.
So, having said that, on occasion, its ok to note that some people in society need a swift kick in the butt, especially when they're trying to suck the lifeblood out of the rest of us. Take for example this new controversy on Christmas.
For those of you who don't know Christmas is the holiday that's supposedly about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, but lately its all about celebrating the birth of the latest generation of video games, IKEA furniture, commercial vehicles and anything else that fat fuck, Santa, can stuff into his "Sleigh" or "Sled" - which is it by the way, b/c, as a Jew, I'm confused. I don't have nobody bringing me presents in the middle of the night, especially not on a sled? I mean if this dude can have Reindeer that fly, why can't he 'one-up' Doc Brown and in lieu of a flying DeLorean, perhaps something in an SUV design would suit the 'ol windbag?
Anyways, back to my point, I'm just saying that there's this new found sense of PC-ness with Christmas. Specifically, there's issue with the idea of calling a Christmas Tree a Christmas Tree, and if that's not silly enough, you can't say Merry Christmas anymore - its now got to be Happy Holidays. That's just nucking futs!
Anyways, there's more but I'm running out of time right now...I'll be sure to revisit this. Bottom line (consider this an online 'Jewish goodbye'), say what you want, when you want and how you want - so long as you're not violating anyone's Civil Rights and/or any laws - it shouldn't be a problem. You have my blessing*.
* - Denotes my right to revoke my blessing at anytime without any prior notice. Any costs associated with the removal of said blessing(s) are done so at the full charge of the blessee. Some assembly required. No purchase necessary. See coupon for details.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
Uh Oh I Created A Moster...
Ok, briefly, b/c quite frankly I'm tired and a bit cranky at the moment...but shoot, me thinks me doth created a poker fiend. Gents, some advice - take great care, caution and let's not forget to think, re-think and think over once more, the potential fall out for turning a girl, especially, your girlfriend - onto online poker.
Granted, its presently "play money" but shit - she could go pro any second. In anycase, it's already my fault...and I'm being blamed. Don't believe me - http://jodela.blogspot.com - see fer yerselves.
On the bright side - she's good. I'd love to play her for real though...we'll see. K more on the subject later.
Laila Tov (heebs for nite nite).
Done (for now).
EM
Granted, its presently "play money" but shit - she could go pro any second. In anycase, it's already my fault...and I'm being blamed. Don't believe me - http://jodela.blogspot.com - see fer yerselves.
On the bright side - she's good. I'd love to play her for real though...we'll see. K more on the subject later.
Laila Tov (heebs for nite nite).
Done (for now).
EM
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
On Comments...
Alas, it appears that I too have been visited by the freakin' spam commenters. To you useless souls or soulless bastards - piss off!
By the by...I'm watching the Leafs game (presently 1-1 after 2 with the Rangers) and there's this ad for War of the Worlds claiming it to be "Tom Cruise's best performance" -ok, while I didn't see this movie, I was fortunate enough to catch a crappy Cam-corder viewing of it while in Ios, Greece this past summer at a pub. Ya, that's right they do viewings - come in for some Gyros, stay for the pirated movie. Anyhoo, amidst all the screaming and loud noise in the film - Cruise, mainly mute in those scenes was far from his best. You want his best?? Look up Maverick in Top Gun, or a personal favourite (that's right - FAVOURITE not FAVORITE you bloody yanks!) COLE TRICKLE in Days of Thunder.
Raptors suck. BIG TIME. Any tall 6"10 Euro-trash loitering about in our fair city - I hear there are some try outs next week.
STOP FAKE COMMENTING ON MY BLOG ARSES!!
Done.
EM.
PPS - I hate the new Mr.Sub commercials - they're annoying Stop trying to rip off the Napolean Dynamite thing - fuck that was annoying in and of itself, now I have to see his retard fan club out in the Mr. Sub commercials?? No wonder Subway is kicking your ass!
Done(again).
EM
By the by...I'm watching the Leafs game (presently 1-1 after 2 with the Rangers) and there's this ad for War of the Worlds claiming it to be "Tom Cruise's best performance" -ok, while I didn't see this movie, I was fortunate enough to catch a crappy Cam-corder viewing of it while in Ios, Greece this past summer at a pub. Ya, that's right they do viewings - come in for some Gyros, stay for the pirated movie. Anyhoo, amidst all the screaming and loud noise in the film - Cruise, mainly mute in those scenes was far from his best. You want his best?? Look up Maverick in Top Gun, or a personal favourite (that's right - FAVOURITE not FAVORITE you bloody yanks!) COLE TRICKLE in Days of Thunder.
Raptors suck. BIG TIME. Any tall 6"10 Euro-trash loitering about in our fair city - I hear there are some try outs next week.
STOP FAKE COMMENTING ON MY BLOG ARSES!!
Done.
EM.
PPS - I hate the new Mr.Sub commercials - they're annoying Stop trying to rip off the Napolean Dynamite thing - fuck that was annoying in and of itself, now I have to see his retard fan club out in the Mr. Sub commercials?? No wonder Subway is kicking your ass!
Done(again).
EM
U2 DVD RELEASE PARTY
Yes, we're going to a party, party...Yes we're going to a party, party...You say its your favourite band's latest DVD-release? It's my favourite band's too, yeah! We're gonna have a good time...Chateau Kachko @ Friday nite - 10pm-ish.
U2 Vertigo 2005 Tour: Live in Chicago. It's gonna be sweet.
By the way, if you didn't recognize, I was stealing from the Beatles up top...you do KNOW the Beatles don't you?
Can you believe that McCartney's wife didn't even know that he recorded "Get Back" ?? True story - they're sitting somewhere and the song comes on and she turns to him and says "Is that you??" To which he replies "Yes, dear. Its a song called 'Get Back' - I wrote it when I was in the Beatles - it's rather popular..."
See, now here's an English-man. Me...I would've looked at her with this beguiled and amazed look, ripped off her fuckin' fake-leg and beat her over the head whilst making her shout "Get Back...Get Back to where you once belonged..." WHAT A STUPID-IGNIN'T BIATCH.
Who doesn't know the Beatles? Paul...you're a fuckin' Knight, a Member of the British Empire...for fuck's sake...stop thinkin' with yer dick and bitch-slap your woman. Sit her down with all your LP's at your little Scottish farm and don't let her get up until she knows all your shit. Quiz her if you must...make that bitch a Beatlemaniac...then fuck her amputated leg off!!
P.S. Now you wonder why he's playing that song on the latest tour - kind of a "hmm, still wondering if it's me, dear?" - Let's hope so!
Done.
EM
U2 Vertigo 2005 Tour: Live in Chicago. It's gonna be sweet.
By the way, if you didn't recognize, I was stealing from the Beatles up top...you do KNOW the Beatles don't you?
Can you believe that McCartney's wife didn't even know that he recorded "Get Back" ?? True story - they're sitting somewhere and the song comes on and she turns to him and says "Is that you??" To which he replies "Yes, dear. Its a song called 'Get Back' - I wrote it when I was in the Beatles - it's rather popular..."
See, now here's an English-man. Me...I would've looked at her with this beguiled and amazed look, ripped off her fuckin' fake-leg and beat her over the head whilst making her shout "Get Back...Get Back to where you once belonged..." WHAT A STUPID-IGNIN'T BIATCH.
Who doesn't know the Beatles? Paul...you're a fuckin' Knight, a Member of the British Empire...for fuck's sake...stop thinkin' with yer dick and bitch-slap your woman. Sit her down with all your LP's at your little Scottish farm and don't let her get up until she knows all your shit. Quiz her if you must...make that bitch a Beatlemaniac...then fuck her amputated leg off!!
P.S. Now you wonder why he's playing that song on the latest tour - kind of a "hmm, still wondering if it's me, dear?" - Let's hope so!
Done.
EM
Email Ettiquete 101
So, have you noticed lately how people are becoming more and more afraid of what's being said in email? I sure have. I will also admit that on occasion, I too have suffered from "oh-my-god-is-anyone-going-to-check-my-email-history-and-read-what-I-wrote-and-fire-me" syndrome. It's not pretty. So...I've decided to take back my email!
I take it back. If I wrote something nasty, crude, rude, hilarious (ok, maybe not the hilarious ones), shameful, spiteful, righteous (nope, not those either on second thought), hurtful (hmm, ok fine, I'll let that one stay) etc... I .... AM .... S-O-R-R-Y. Wow. I did it. I liberated my soul of the perils of late-nite purgatory via email. This dreadful invention (damn you Al Gore and your silly little INTERNET idea), has led to the dissolution of man kind's BALLS.
Feeling pissed at someone for stealing your stapler - burn down their office! Someone parked in your space - key their Bimmer till it bleeds Metallic Anthracite Red (who picks these fucking colours??)...better yet...write an email! Ya, that's it... you caught your ex cyber-fucking the 48-year-old Ethopian-Mongolian-Italian-Lithuanian cross-bread online - email 'em!! Unhappy that your local sports celebrity ditched their meet n' greet a little early so that they can go home and knock one off (um, no, I don't know what you're talkin' about Darryl...) write 'em an email!
Here's the best part -we as Canadians, will simply oblige. We'll take it in the arse..we'll do whatever causes the path of least resistance...I'm ranting now. I've lost the point. Some of this shit made me laugh, so I wrote it down. Fuck. Lost the point.
(thinking...time elapsed: 4 minutes)
Oh ya..got it now. Email. I hate it? I mean we all love getting emails - those of us that don't, often feel left out... "Hey Steve, did ya get that FWD that Bill sent - you know, the one with the woman who gets double-teamed by a cat and a horse?" - What's the matter mate, didn't get CC'd on that one? What's even worse - it got sent to your work address??? ooohhhh that's no good.
Or is it?
Honestly, stop censoring yourselves people. Honestly, why is it that something you would normally shit your pants out of laughter, or go running for the puke-bin at home - is perfectly normal - but at work...tisk tisk.
"Kindly do not send such items of immaturity and vulgarity to my place of business, as there are those in the 'working world' who do not appreciate such inconsiderate and quite frankly, demeaning and demorlizing material. I could get fired for this you know..."
They always like to point out that they're in the 'working world' - I work. fuck you too! All of a sudden, Johnny's sporting a suit (first one he's ever bought other than that time he was 3 and went to the wedding as cute ring boy...) and he's Mr.I'm-too-good-for-this-type-of-shit-at-work. Boo! Boo on you! That's right - I said Boo! Why you ask? Why boo?? I'll tell ya...b/c you're the same sick fuck that showed me that shit back in high-school. You're the lame-dick assbrain (ya that's a word now) who took extra time out of his day to find riddiculous stuff on the internet and show it around, only now that you're "important" or have "respect" you're scared shitless. You're worried that people are going to find out who you are... a nothing.
Now, I am seriously 10000000000% percent not talking about anyone I know. I'm just saying, you see this shit in life and its annoying. Since when do people give into the concept of censorship so easily? Since when are we, as Canadians, such pussies (oh wait, see past emails on this subject...).
Bottom line is we're soft. We're too worried about what the suits will think. They don't think. That's why they're in suits. You think. Or at least you used to... don't like this little rant...
EMAIL ME AND TELL ME TO MY KEYBOARD! Tough guy!
Done.
EM
PS - looks like I'm not quite done - but...there was a point to this post. I'm sure I'll come back and revisit this subject matter at a time and place of my convenience. Some of it stopped making sense a long time ago man, when it was all about the music...you've changed bro...you've sold out. Whoa. Excellent.
Meh. Whatever...
Done (again).
EM
I take it back. If I wrote something nasty, crude, rude, hilarious (ok, maybe not the hilarious ones), shameful, spiteful, righteous (nope, not those either on second thought), hurtful (hmm, ok fine, I'll let that one stay) etc... I .... AM .... S-O-R-R-Y. Wow. I did it. I liberated my soul of the perils of late-nite purgatory via email. This dreadful invention (damn you Al Gore and your silly little INTERNET idea), has led to the dissolution of man kind's BALLS.
Feeling pissed at someone for stealing your stapler - burn down their office! Someone parked in your space - key their Bimmer till it bleeds Metallic Anthracite Red (who picks these fucking colours??)...better yet...write an email! Ya, that's it... you caught your ex cyber-fucking the 48-year-old Ethopian-Mongolian-Italian-Lithuanian cross-bread online - email 'em!! Unhappy that your local sports celebrity ditched their meet n' greet a little early so that they can go home and knock one off (um, no, I don't know what you're talkin' about Darryl...) write 'em an email!
Here's the best part -we as Canadians, will simply oblige. We'll take it in the arse..we'll do whatever causes the path of least resistance...I'm ranting now. I've lost the point. Some of this shit made me laugh, so I wrote it down. Fuck. Lost the point.
Oh ya..got it now. Email. I hate it? I mean we all love getting emails - those of us that don't, often feel left out... "Hey Steve, did ya get that FWD that Bill sent - you know, the one with the woman who gets double-teamed by a cat and a horse?" - What's the matter mate, didn't get CC'd on that one? What's even worse - it got sent to your work address??? ooohhhh that's no good.
Or is it?
Honestly, stop censoring yourselves people. Honestly, why is it that something you would normally shit your pants out of laughter, or go running for the puke-bin at home - is perfectly normal - but at work...tisk tisk.
"Kindly do not send such items of immaturity and vulgarity to my place of business, as there are those in the 'working world' who do not appreciate such inconsiderate and quite frankly, demeaning and demorlizing material. I could get fired for this you know..."
They always like to point out that they're in the 'working world' - I work. fuck you too! All of a sudden, Johnny's sporting a suit (first one he's ever bought other than that time he was 3 and went to the wedding as cute ring boy...) and he's Mr.I'm-too-good-for-this-type-of-shit-at-work. Boo! Boo on you! That's right - I said Boo! Why you ask? Why boo?? I'll tell ya...b/c you're the same sick fuck that showed me that shit back in high-school. You're the lame-dick assbrain (ya that's a word now) who took extra time out of his day to find riddiculous stuff on the internet and show it around, only now that you're "important" or have "respect" you're scared shitless. You're worried that people are going to find out who you are... a nothing.
Now, I am seriously 10000000000% percent not talking about anyone I know. I'm just saying, you see this shit in life and its annoying. Since when do people give into the concept of censorship so easily? Since when are we, as Canadians, such pussies (oh wait, see past emails on this subject...).
Bottom line is we're soft. We're too worried about what the suits will think. They don't think. That's why they're in suits. You think. Or at least you used to... don't like this little rant...
EMAIL ME AND TELL ME TO MY KEYBOARD! Tough guy!
Done.
EM
PS - looks like I'm not quite done - but...there was a point to this post. I'm sure I'll come back and revisit this subject matter at a time and place of my convenience. Some of it stopped making sense a long time ago man, when it was all about the music...you've changed bro...you've sold out. Whoa. Excellent.
Meh. Whatever...
Done (again).
EM
Friday, November 11, 2005
Soft Core Porn
ok, so this'll be quick. yes i've seen it, yes its out there and no, it has no point. debate for yourselves, but i just don't get it. its like getting dressed in rain gear during a thunderstorm and not putting on shoes - it just doesn't make sense.
done.
EM
done.
EM
Who Cares?
OK, so...I'm upset/pissed/angered/frustrated.
What's the deal with people asking stupid annoying philosophical/theoretical questions? For example, let's take a doozy - why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and buns in packages of 10? - answer: who gives a flying fuck? eat the fucking hot dog and shut up. if you have left over buns and no dogs - put some ketchup and garnish in there and pretend that there's hot dog in there - or...just eat the bun and shut the fuck up!
How do they get the soft flowing caramel into the caramel bar? Its no secret its obvious - they create a bottom layer of chocolate, pump in some caramel, seal it with the top layer of chocolate - foil it up and get it out in the stores - what's so hard to figure out?
I'm just babbling and you're just going to have to read - or stop reading here. It's late - I'm sacrificing quality for quantity.
Steve Martin - watching David Letterman and he's on its funny - underrated lately...Inspector Clouseau - hmmm, we'll see how he does - wow that was random. Wanna know what else is random - George Bush, though stupid, is not an idiot. Nice to see a President with Balls (not much in the overall brains department, but juevos and cojones - he's got 'em covered).
RENT - The Musical is now RENT - The Movie. It's still shit. They still have AIDS. They're pathetic and artsy and avant garde and the movie should bomb - like an American war plane over Iraq - bomb bomb bomb!
Laser Eye Surgery Infomercials - gross shit on tv late at night - seems fake, seems sketch, yet people are doing it - i'm debating it myself...can't decide between which one to go for ... if you have any suggestions write me.
I love Israel. I love Canada - not sure who's got hotter chicks...i mean like "hot" hot... ok, so we have Shania and they gave us Natalie Portman...i'm leaning towards the Israelis on this one...thoughts?
Done (for now)...
EM
What's the deal with people asking stupid annoying philosophical/theoretical questions? For example, let's take a doozy - why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and buns in packages of 10? - answer: who gives a flying fuck? eat the fucking hot dog and shut up. if you have left over buns and no dogs - put some ketchup and garnish in there and pretend that there's hot dog in there - or...just eat the bun and shut the fuck up!
How do they get the soft flowing caramel into the caramel bar? Its no secret its obvious - they create a bottom layer of chocolate, pump in some caramel, seal it with the top layer of chocolate - foil it up and get it out in the stores - what's so hard to figure out?
I'm just babbling and you're just going to have to read - or stop reading here. It's late - I'm sacrificing quality for quantity.
Steve Martin - watching David Letterman and he's on its funny - underrated lately...Inspector Clouseau - hmmm, we'll see how he does - wow that was random. Wanna know what else is random - George Bush, though stupid, is not an idiot. Nice to see a President with Balls (not much in the overall brains department, but juevos and cojones - he's got 'em covered).
RENT - The Musical is now RENT - The Movie. It's still shit. They still have AIDS. They're pathetic and artsy and avant garde and the movie should bomb - like an American war plane over Iraq - bomb bomb bomb!
Laser Eye Surgery Infomercials - gross shit on tv late at night - seems fake, seems sketch, yet people are doing it - i'm debating it myself...can't decide between which one to go for ... if you have any suggestions write me.
I love Israel. I love Canada - not sure who's got hotter chicks...i mean like "hot" hot... ok, so we have Shania and they gave us Natalie Portman...i'm leaning towards the Israelis on this one...thoughts?
Done (for now)...
EM
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has a show - its called the Colbert Report (pronounced Colb-air btw... and to further play on his name, he prounounces the title of his show the "Colb-air Rep-or" - making the "t"'s silent.
Anyhoo, this Jon Stewart underling has spawned his own wings and learned to fly in the skies that are comedy network broadcasts. He's witty, hilarious and full of himself - and he knows it- and its freakin' hilarious!
Definitely worth watching...over and over and over.
Done.
EM.
Anyhoo, this Jon Stewart underling has spawned his own wings and learned to fly in the skies that are comedy network broadcasts. He's witty, hilarious and full of himself - and he knows it- and its freakin' hilarious!
Definitely worth watching...over and over and over.
Done.
EM.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
We Don't Honk Around Here Anymore
Apparently, honking of a car horn is seriously frowned upon by petty individuals at my place of work (you know who you are old South African bitty)!!
To you, I say, in the immortal words of the Road Runner - BEEP frickin' BEEP!
Done.
EM.
To you, I say, in the immortal words of the Road Runner - BEEP frickin' BEEP!
Done.
EM.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
On Revolutions and the like...
Canadians don't, rather can't revolt. Its not in our blood. We're incapable of action. Governing body's got you pissed off? Write a letter. Winter is too cold - complain, but you end up buying an extra sweater or t-shirts - while doing that, you maybe go into The Bay or Roots - see the outrageous pricing - rather than complain, you just mumble and grumble...and buy the damn thing anyways.
Canadians don't revolt. Think about it, when's the last time you got into an amazing little scuffle with the police or riot squad? And when we do see some Canucks protesting this or that...let's face it they're stand-ins...hooligans...annoying bastards that snuck into the country from somewhere else...are we going to go down there with 'em, stand shoulder to shoulder? Hell No! Why? Why don't we get down and dirty?
Because we're not Americans - that what you thinking right? For example - I get mailings from my place of work - I mean for g-d's sake, I WORK THERE... I'm around, I hear the gossip, I hear the news...yet I get mailings...I've even unsubscribed...no help. What am I going to do about it you ask - why nothing of course...except maybe blog about it.
More on this subject as I feel like it...I'm a bit tired now.
Done.
EM.
Canadians don't revolt. Think about it, when's the last time you got into an amazing little scuffle with the police or riot squad? And when we do see some Canucks protesting this or that...let's face it they're stand-ins...hooligans...annoying bastards that snuck into the country from somewhere else...are we going to go down there with 'em, stand shoulder to shoulder? Hell No! Why? Why don't we get down and dirty?
Because we're not Americans - that what you thinking right? For example - I get mailings from my place of work - I mean for g-d's sake, I WORK THERE... I'm around, I hear the gossip, I hear the news...yet I get mailings...I've even unsubscribed...no help. What am I going to do about it you ask - why nothing of course...except maybe blog about it.
More on this subject as I feel like it...I'm a bit tired now.
Done.
EM.
Shout Outs
On occassion, people on my site will get shout outs...on occassion, they will get multiple shout outs.
If you beg for a shout out, you may not get one. Just saying.
EM.
If you beg for a shout out, you may not get one. Just saying.
EM.
Random Rants
Howard Stern is being heavily censored by the FCC and Infinity Broadcast Corporation - ok while the dude's not the most PC guy in the world - he's bringing in some huge cash - they're just playing dirty with him...
George Takei (Sulu from the original 'Star Trek' series) is Gay! Really, he's Gay! He came out of the closet...I think that was kind of a given, but hey one more for their side...but y'know he's a celebrity (isn't he??) so I think that maybe a cool Gay person should switch over to the Straight side...what say ye?
George Takei (Sulu from the original 'Star Trek' series) is Gay! Really, he's Gay! He came out of the closet...I think that was kind of a given, but hey one more for their side...but y'know he's a celebrity (isn't he??) so I think that maybe a cool Gay person should switch over to the Straight side...what say ye?
Marty's Blog Attempt
marty...you play far too much online poker - i think you need help, either that or let me hold on to your supposed winnings for ya..just in case.
By the by...I have a few live shows from U2 in the books - my fav - U2 live from Croke Park - July 30, 2005. Beautiful!
Peace
EM
By the by...I have a few live shows from U2 in the books - my fav - U2 live from Croke Park - July 30, 2005. Beautiful!
Peace
EM
No Clever Title
Yeah so hi there blog-readers...been a while. Lots of things going through my mind lately so I don't know where to start. Read an amazingly powerful quote (at least in my opinion) - "In life, you are defined by your enemies - so better make them interesting" - that's some strong shit.
I'm watching Amazing Race right now - yep, multi-tasking...this has got to be the cheapest part of their series to date - took them 7 shows to finally have their teams travel outside the US - I hate the Paolo family - damn they're annoying!!!
Playing poker in a tourney this coming Thursday - $20 buy-in and its for charity - but some good prizes all in all...I'll let you know how I do.
Is anyone reading this shit by the way? Or do I need more provocative subject matter - 'cause I'm certainly capable of that - for example: Those freakin' Muslim/North African rioters in France better get their shit together before the French government comes down on their asses for their bullshit. I am sick of this crap. You pissed b/c you have no job, no chances? Don't immigrate to a country then do shit all to make it a better place!! Don't bother starting tire fires unless you have a unique way of putting them out! A word to the French - you kids better get your troops out and about, b/c these kids don't understand anything but violence/force. They don't respect you - so either make them learn or make them leave - there's a few nations out there you can look towards with regard to such issues - I'm not gonna say whom... that political enough for ya??
Wow - that was a fun rant.
Back to Amazing Race - they leave the country for 5 minutes and now they're back in the US - for g-d's sake CBS - spend some cash!!
Leafs won tonight 6-4. Not a pretty game but good enough for the "W"...bring on the Sabres.
done.
EM.
I'm watching Amazing Race right now - yep, multi-tasking...this has got to be the cheapest part of their series to date - took them 7 shows to finally have their teams travel outside the US - I hate the Paolo family - damn they're annoying!!!
Playing poker in a tourney this coming Thursday - $20 buy-in and its for charity - but some good prizes all in all...I'll let you know how I do.
Is anyone reading this shit by the way? Or do I need more provocative subject matter - 'cause I'm certainly capable of that - for example: Those freakin' Muslim/North African rioters in France better get their shit together before the French government comes down on their asses for their bullshit. I am sick of this crap. You pissed b/c you have no job, no chances? Don't immigrate to a country then do shit all to make it a better place!! Don't bother starting tire fires unless you have a unique way of putting them out! A word to the French - you kids better get your troops out and about, b/c these kids don't understand anything but violence/force. They don't respect you - so either make them learn or make them leave - there's a few nations out there you can look towards with regard to such issues - I'm not gonna say whom... that political enough for ya??
Wow - that was a fun rant.
Back to Amazing Race - they leave the country for 5 minutes and now they're back in the US - for g-d's sake CBS - spend some cash!!
Leafs won tonight 6-4. Not a pretty game but good enough for the "W"...bring on the Sabres.
done.
EM.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Yitzhak Rabin
A Hero Remembered...Today is the 10th anniversary of the assassination of Yitzhak Rabin. May his dreams for peace be realized. Sleep...Sleep Tonight...
Friday, November 04, 2005
Right-O, Mart-O!
Though art indeed a brave soul entering the fray that is cyber-space. Wretched gym goons, moronic online-poker donors and increasingly joyful, yet subtle references to U2, not to mention the zest, zingers and just plain zeal that you so eloquently expose on your site are a true joy to witness (run-on sentence much??)!!
As a new-comer to blog-o-world m'self, I suggest we take on these bastards two-at-a-time!
Broody Marhverous!!
(Looks like I'm not the only one who can type, eh Mart-o?) - see you at the tables!
Chip n' a Chair...chip n' a chair.
As a new-comer to blog-o-world m'self, I suggest we take on these bastards two-at-a-time!
Broody Marhverous!!
(Looks like I'm not the only one who can type, eh Mart-o?) - see you at the tables!
Chip n' a Chair...chip n' a chair.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Jon Stewart
Daily Show. Though not on "daily" - this is some funny stuff. I should be working now, but I don't want to, so ya...Jon's a funny guy. Imagine that - a funny Jew, its rare, y'know come to think of it, Jewish comedians and entertainers - a real rarity. We should try and beef up the industry a bit (see, I can say that b/c i'm a MOT...Member of the Tribe).
As an aside - Kanye West is a crazy mutha@#$% - good album, genius...but angry...lots of rage. I'm babbling...whatcha gonna do..Its my blog! :OP
Peace. Thanks for reading.
EM.
(I'm assuming you're reading this blog in the first place and that very well could prove to be my first mistake! haha)
As an aside - Kanye West is a crazy mutha@#$% - good album, genius...but angry...lots of rage. I'm babbling...whatcha gonna do..Its my blog! :OP
Peace. Thanks for reading.
EM.
(I'm assuming you're reading this blog in the first place and that very well could prove to be my first mistake! haha)
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Tragically Hip
So, I met Gord Downie a few nights back - at the Leafs Game vs. Boston (his uncle or godfather - not sure - Harry Sinden runs the show down there in Bean-Town) - anyhoo, ran into him whilst volunteering and selling 50/50 tix for LeafsFund charities.
Gord's great - very humble, very personable. I like Gord. Better yet, I like his music - he's in this little band, perhaps you've heard of them -The Tragically Hip.
They've got a new boxed set out - boxed sets usually signal one of two things lately in the music world - a) you've had a great run and want to compile the best of your best, throw them into some fancy-pants package, easily accessible to your fan-base and cash in on pushing out an "album" without actually having to have done some work...or...b) you put out like, one good album in your career, threw in some stuff that was recorded by accident - you know, maybe we hear the drummer fart on the count-in, or y'know somebody sneezes in the background.
Then there's this - Hipeponymous - as they call it. You've got some good stuff here - two new songs, all the goodies from the cookie jar, some artwork (shit they're into weird stuff), a DVD with a collection of their music videos and to top it off - a live disc concert. Beat that Counting Crows/Britney Spears best-of-bullshit!
Done.
EM.
Gord's great - very humble, very personable. I like Gord. Better yet, I like his music - he's in this little band, perhaps you've heard of them -The Tragically Hip.
They've got a new boxed set out - boxed sets usually signal one of two things lately in the music world - a) you've had a great run and want to compile the best of your best, throw them into some fancy-pants package, easily accessible to your fan-base and cash in on pushing out an "album" without actually having to have done some work...or...b) you put out like, one good album in your career, threw in some stuff that was recorded by accident - you know, maybe we hear the drummer fart on the count-in, or y'know somebody sneezes in the background.
Then there's this - Hipeponymous - as they call it. You've got some good stuff here - two new songs, all the goodies from the cookie jar, some artwork (shit they're into weird stuff), a DVD with a collection of their music videos and to top it off - a live disc concert. Beat that Counting Crows/Britney Spears best-of-bullshit!
Done.
EM.
Hockey Pools
you gotta be in 'em. they're addictive, add a new dimension to watching sport, but certainly can be an unpleasant distraction when it comes to watching games.
Poker
A short note on this subject to start with - I like Poker. Gambling in general is something, that although it needs controlling for some, can be fun. I'm not promoting it per se, rather, I'm just saying I like it.
Having said that - there are far too many online gambling sites out there - far, far, far too many.
OK, that's it for now on this one.
EM.
P.S. This bloggin' is gonna be the end of me.
Having said that - there are far too many online gambling sites out there - far, far, far too many.
OK, that's it for now on this one.
EM.
P.S. This bloggin' is gonna be the end of me.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Jodi
Kudos to Jodi S. She set-up and fixed up my blog. Without her, this would be possible, but I'm sure very, very, very difficult to proceed with. Yay to she.
-not her.
-not her.
My First Blog...
Ladies & Gentlemen of Cyber Space - WELCOME! I'm online and it's weird. This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands at 12:44am on a Tuesday morning! Leafs won tonight 2-1, ya you'll get sports updates here every now and then.
Feel free to post your feelings/thoughts/opinions - and if I like what you have to say, well, I'll let you know, otherwise I guess I'll just keep it to myself - but um, then what's the point of a blog right?
OK, 'nuff for now...I'm tired. Sleep...Sleep Tonight...oh and of course, how could I forget - if you haven't done so, I highly recommend the following sites:
http://jodela.blogspot.com/
www.u2.com
Ever wonder why websites start with "www"? i'm all in favour of "qqq" - mainly b/c when I try and type "www" without looking I keep hitting the "qqq" key - haha.
K, i'm done.
EM.
Feel free to post your feelings/thoughts/opinions - and if I like what you have to say, well, I'll let you know, otherwise I guess I'll just keep it to myself - but um, then what's the point of a blog right?
OK, 'nuff for now...I'm tired. Sleep...Sleep Tonight...oh and of course, how could I forget - if you haven't done so, I highly recommend the following sites:
http://jodela.blogspot.com/
www.u2.com
Ever wonder why websites start with "www"? i'm all in favour of "qqq" - mainly b/c when I try and type "www" without looking I keep hitting the "qqq" key - haha.
K, i'm done.
EM.
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