On Being PC

I don't want to anymore? What's wrong of making fun of retards? What's wrong with saying "retards" - in fact there's a movie about retards starring Johnny Knoxville - how appropriate - about fixing the Special Olympics...hahah that's funny. To be honest we're living in such a tightly wound-up world these days its frustrating the shit outta me. See, I bet some of you are wondering, "well, why's the kid swearing so much??" - the answer folks is simply because, I can.

I no longer seek to impress anyone. I'm tired of impressing people and playing "the game". Political Correctness has its moments, but to be honest kids, I think that many in this world have become far to complacent in their thoughts and actions.

So, having said that, on occasion, its ok to note that some people in society need a swift kick in the butt, especially when they're trying to suck the lifeblood out of the rest of us. Take for example this new controversy on Christmas.

For those of you who don't know Christmas is the holiday that's supposedly about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, but lately its all about celebrating the birth of the latest generation of video games, IKEA furniture, commercial vehicles and anything else that fat fuck, Santa, can stuff into his "Sleigh" or "Sled" - which is it by the way, b/c, as a Jew, I'm confused. I don't have nobody bringing me presents in the middle of the night, especially not on a sled? I mean if this dude can have Reindeer that fly, why can't he 'one-up' Doc Brown and in lieu of a flying DeLorean, perhaps something in an SUV design would suit the 'ol windbag?

Anyways, back to my point, I'm just saying that there's this new found sense of PC-ness with Christmas. Specifically, there's issue with the idea of calling a Christmas Tree a Christmas Tree, and if that's not silly enough, you can't say Merry Christmas anymore - its now got to be Happy Holidays. That's just nucking futs!

Anyways, there's more but I'm running out of time right now...I'll be sure to revisit this. Bottom line (consider this an online 'Jewish goodbye'), say what you want, when you want and how you want - so long as you're not violating anyone's Civil Rights and/or any laws - it shouldn't be a problem. You have my blessing*.


* - Denotes my right to revoke my blessing at anytime without any prior notice. Any costs associated with the removal of said blessing(s) are done so at the full charge of the blessee. Some assembly required. No purchase necessary. See coupon for details.