Yes, we're going to a party, party...Yes we're going to a party, party...You say its your favourite band's latest DVD-release? It's my favourite band's too, yeah! We're gonna have a good time...Chateau Kachko @ Friday nite - 10pm-ish.
U2 Vertigo 2005 Tour: Live in Chicago. It's gonna be sweet.
By the way, if you didn't recognize, I was stealing from the Beatles up top...you do KNOW the Beatles don't you?
Can you believe that McCartney's wife didn't even know that he recorded "Get Back" ?? True story - they're sitting somewhere and the song comes on and she turns to him and says "Is that you??" To which he replies "Yes, dear. Its a song called 'Get Back' - I wrote it when I was in the Beatles - it's rather popular..."
See, now here's an English-man. Me...I would've looked at her with this beguiled and amazed look, ripped off her fuckin' fake-leg and beat her over the head whilst making her shout "Get Back...Get Back to where you once belonged..." WHAT A STUPID-IGNIN'T BIATCH.
Who doesn't know the Beatles? Paul...you're a fuckin' Knight, a Member of the British Empire...for fuck's sake...stop thinkin' with yer dick and bitch-slap your woman. Sit her down with all your LP's at your little Scottish farm and don't let her get up until she knows all your shit. Quiz her if you must...make that bitch a Beatlemaniac...then fuck her amputated leg off!!
P.S. Now you wonder why he's playing that song on the latest tour - kind of a "hmm, still wondering if it's me, dear?" - Let's hope so!
Done.
EM
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