Sunday, March 12, 2006

Spring Break

'Tis the season to be half-naked on the beaches of Daytona, Miami or Acapulco!!

And yet, I find myself here in the hauntingly hallowed houses of Thornhill in March - yay for me. Now, I wouldn't say I'm the jealous type, more like the "ooh, I wish I could have/do/buy that" type...and though I am so fortunate to be surrounded by my family, friends and all-around loved ones, what I wouldn't give to be strolling down the beaches of some sand-dune oasis in the Carribbean!

They say Spring is such a lovely time of year - the birds are singing, flowers are starting to bloom, the snow and ice is melting, Love is in the air - and something else too... what's that I smell? Why, I think it's, yes....it's shit!

Spring smells like shit. Seriously now, think about it - go outside, step past the threshholds of your homes, fill your lungs with that sweet, sweet air and stop to realize - it's shit!

Dogs crapping all over the place, the musky smell of dead flora beneath the melting snow and ice - an all around great sensation!

Give me the beaches of Miami any day!

Done.

EM

1 comment:

Levs said...

Good return to form! Jolly good.