On Relations...sorta, and umm, other stuff too!

...on both personal, customer/consumer and "other" types...

So, firstly, I've been AWOL with a lot of you, not personal, just timing, shitty, shitty timing. For that...I apologise.

I'm in love. Love isn't always the easiest thing to be in...but its soooo satisfying when its good - and this, is good. You're good, babe...yes...you!

I have amazing friends - you're only as good as your friends, and as previously mentioned, I have amazing friends - therefore, by some insane logic, one could argue that I'm amazing (one's trying to argue that I'm sexy, but that's another blog altogether) , but I know you, my friends, my readers well enough not to bother with such false logic.

I love my family - nuff said on that point. I'd go to jail/take a bullet/kill a rodent/squash a spider for you all, anytime. You're wonderful and supportive and for this I'm truly grateful - though I don't think any of my family have actually read this blog. Oh well, its on record.

No - I'm not sucking up, its just that for a while I haven't been able to say what's on my mind b/c I wasn't so sure what it is that's on my mind exactly, but now I do and so I'm airing the laundry - not that its particularly in need of airing/dirty per se.

Per se - I love saying that. So...professional.

Money - I have none. I need loads of it. If you have some to spare, I could really use a square...OY! I did that...just now, I cheesily ripped off a Seinfeldian reference to toilet paper in regards to my lack of funds. Sheesh. No good.

Ok, so now to the rant...

FUCK SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS CORP! EAT SHITE ROGERS COMMUNICATIONS LTD! DIE YOU MISERABLE FUCKERS AT VISA!

Nowhere in this world, I'm now convinced, that offers the notion of Customer SERVICE, can you find such incomptence than right here in the land of Maple Trees n' Leafs!

48 minutes - that's how long it took to get someone to talk to me that a) had command of the english language b) had some of "authority to discuss such matters" - and y'know what kills me here...is that this is actually par for most corporate giants who have not only long forgotten about the lil' guy, but they've already gone n' ass-raped him so much that he could literally shit a watermelon - WHOLE with not even the slightest groan/whimper that a dog could hear!

..and if that's not enough, my favourite Gap Jeans (insert free plug here) just ripped in the back ass-pocket - and I haven't the slightest clue as to how.

The Lord works in mysterious ways - how the good people get shafted to the bottom, while moronic idiots without so much as a shred of original thought are propelled to the top amazes, nay, startles me!

Ahhh, much better. I think I have anger issues...uhoh, can' o worms much?!

I feel like I'm having diarrhea of the mouth/mind/fingers on here, and I guess that's good b/c as mentioned previously, haven't been on here as often as I should. Its theraputic. Now if only someone could cure my stupid scratchy throat/sneezy and running nose...mmmm, yummy!

My neck hurts - and its all your fault. You know who you are. I love you anyways, but still...owwww.

Ya that's right, I'm bitchin', moanin', complainin', and there's nothin' you can do to stop me (I didn't want to add the "d").

Some genius I recently picked up - MORE IS LOST TO INDECISION, THAN TO WRONG DECISION.

Peace.
Done.

EM