Higher Learning

So a funny thing happened to me on the way home from...

I did my cousin a "solid" and gave him a lift to York. As I'm leaving I hear this weird rattling noise from the rear of my car - I pull over by Calumet College (for those of you who know the campus) and proceed to check for anything suspect.

As I'm hopelessly looking at the underbelly of the car, in the rain no less, some random "dude" comes up to me and with this helpless look on his face says to me "dude, do you smoke weed??"

Now, my personal opinions on illegal substances asides, that had to be the most random, surreal thing I've heard uttered at York in a while.

I answered back "nah dude sorry, I don't...." he gave this little whimper-like stare and then looked at me as if I just told him that Santa Claus wasn't real...then he twisted on his heels a la Charlie Chaplin, and just picked up his pace and left. Then as he walked away in the rain, and I was back in the car, I instinctively looked down to his hand - and there was one of the fattest "cigarettes" I've ever seen!!


Weird.