So...Blog, yeah...been a while. You miss me? I missed you too baby...I know, I know...shhhh its alright, daddy's here...what?? No... I NEVER said that...I totally love you Blog, there's no one else...just you...I swear...hey...c'mon, don't do that...no Blog...don't cry, please...stop it.
Oh, hey all sorry you had to witness that - it seems as though my Blog has missed me lately, and well, its kinda upset. I suppose you're upset too - or rather, maybe you've just been so caught up in your own little life you're no longer checkin' me out online.
I don't blame you. I've neglected you - and my Blog.
Well, I have good reason - it appears as though Teacher's College is far more work than some people made it out to be. Good news though, I'm in my final week of in-class sessions, then its the the Mighty Month of May - INTERNSHIP - I'll be out at school in York Region filling the minds of our youth with wonderful facts on History. I'll also be hunting for jobs n' stuff...
Soon, before you know it - Graduation - yep, our lil' boy's all growed up!!!
I think I'm in a state of insanity right now - mixed with mild feelings of panic and rage. All normal.
So what have we missed since I've last blogged...
Leafs are out of the Playoffs - but we all knew that deep down inside our jockstraps that this was inevitable - kudos to the coach n' team for having the heart to dig deep and keep us in suspense - one minute we're in - the next we're out - kinda like sex...but I digress....
Raptors, however, are IN the playoffs - only thing is that no one really gives a shit about basketball in this one-puck town...but good luck to them nonetheless - I think there's still some room on the bandwagon if anyone wants me to shove aside some bum room.
Jays - playin' ball, leading the East, doin' they're thang...ahhh call me when its October...
Argos - too easy.
FC - ahhh, a new sports team, a futball club, hopefully we'll see some goooooooooaaaaaallllllllllllssss scored this year - and yes, I have Season Tickets - I look forward to a vunderful season vit lots ov victories....how Evropean ov me...
FACEBOOK - evil incarnate, addiction prediliction, the internet has been taken over by a 22-year old Harvard drop-out's idea of a "good time". I've been spending a lot of time on it, and to be honest, I like it.... I like to picture my Facebook with long flowing images of the Dear Lord Baby Jesus...wearing a tuxedo t-shirt that says, I'm formal, but I like to party...cuz, I like to party n' I like my Jesus to partay... ohhhh damn you Ricky Bobby...damn you Facebook - they should make a group dedicated to the Ricky Bobby fanatics...oh wait, what's that you say? A Ricky Bobby Fan Club exists already??? Why I do declare....
Camp - I'm going to be in NY this summer, doin' the o'ernight camp thing...finally after years of pleading the boys have gotten me to pop that particular cherry (gross i know) - so its off to Silver Lake - I look forward to it... P.S. If I come back talkin' like some bass-ackwards Yank hick...SHOOT ME. Its not an aaaaple!!!!
Wow...looks like the typing diarrhea's almost done for the night...
What's that Blog?? Awww....you mean it?? Of course I still love you...oohh Blog...be careful now, people are reading this....
You are still reading this right??
Acunamatata Bitches!! (Watch Ricky Bobby)
3 comments:
Blog....I saw him with another blog. I think he's cheatin on you.
Lies!!! You're a trouble-maker jaci...T R O U B L E .
i'm telling your husband on you....still.
Jet is baaaaaack! You should know you're my blog buddy - if you update, I update. When you slack off, I slack off. Nice post.
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