"...and to all a good night!!!"
And that's how Santa and Mrs. Claus moved out from their two bedroom basement apartment in the lower-east side, to the North Pole....what a schlep!
Oh, hello kids, didn't realize that it's that time of year...time to break out the Apples and the Honey, the Ram's Horn, Gifelte Fish and of course...Manishevitz!!!
This year, marks the start of a very good year (just like Frank used to sing)...
5769. Five Thousand, Seven Hundred and Sixty Nine YEARS...LONG....LONG....LONG YEARS. People, and by people, I am of course referring to the Goyim (sorry to my goyim friends....its been 5...769 long years and I love you just the same - let's see you nail that musical reference), often ask how is it that Jews have been around so long - and the truth is, we haven't...it's just that we're counting in JST - Jewish Standard Time (ever see a Jew say goodbye at a party -myself included-it takes at LEAST 30 minutes to do what the Gentiles can in under 3 minutes flat)!!
2008 Gentile Years = 5769 Jewish Years.
Hmm, come to think of it, it seems like only yesterday it was 5740...and I was but a wee baby, fresh outta the oven, and speaking of ovens...I think the Brisket is about done...mmm I'm getting hungry.
Anyways, this is my attempt at revisiting old and new friends alike, wishing those of you who celebrate, a happy, healthy and successful new year, filled with good times, good memories and great sushi!
This blog be back - I know, I've said it before, and well...if NKOTB can make a successful comeback...dammit, I can too!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhhhhhhh.... The Blog's Back!
I can't believe I just did that...
To My Brothers from Other Mothers, and My Sisters from Other Misters...
Shana Tova Muthafcukas!!!!!!!!!
(I think that FCUK is going to be using that on T-Shirts next year, if not, they should, and if they do...I want credit and commish!!!!)
With Love and What Not,
EM
Done.
PEACE.
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