OK, so...I'm upset/pissed/angered/frustrated.
What's the deal with people asking stupid annoying philosophical/theoretical questions? For example, let's take a doozy - why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and buns in packages of 10? - answer: who gives a flying fuck? eat the fucking hot dog and shut up. if you have left over buns and no dogs - put some ketchup and garnish in there and pretend that there's hot dog in there - or...just eat the bun and shut the fuck up!
How do they get the soft flowing caramel into the caramel bar? Its no secret its obvious - they create a bottom layer of chocolate, pump in some caramel, seal it with the top layer of chocolate - foil it up and get it out in the stores - what's so hard to figure out?
I'm just babbling and you're just going to have to read - or stop reading here. It's late - I'm sacrificing quality for quantity.
Steve Martin - watching David Letterman and he's on its funny - underrated lately...Inspector Clouseau - hmmm, we'll see how he does - wow that was random. Wanna know what else is random - George Bush, though stupid, is not an idiot. Nice to see a President with Balls (not much in the overall brains department, but juevos and cojones - he's got 'em covered).
RENT - The Musical is now RENT - The Movie. It's still shit. They still have AIDS. They're pathetic and artsy and avant garde and the movie should bomb - like an American war plane over Iraq - bomb bomb bomb!
Laser Eye Surgery Infomercials - gross shit on tv late at night - seems fake, seems sketch, yet people are doing it - i'm debating it myself...can't decide between which one to go for ... if you have any suggestions write me.
I love Israel. I love Canada - not sure who's got hotter chicks...i mean like "hot" hot... ok, so we have Shania and they gave us Natalie Portman...i'm leaning towards the Israelis on this one...thoughts?
Done (for now)...
EM
About the Blogger (things you know or don't know or didn't care to find out about...)
- U2Fan79 - aka Ellie Miron
- TORONTO, ONTARIO, Canada
- I'd like to think that this re-re-vamped blog will take on a whole new dimension of thought and afterthought, given my recent travels of the globe and the forced learning that often came up on the spot for me...I'd like to think that this might continue to bring insight and reverance to a community that may at times fall short of those two commodities...I'd like to think that the Maple Leafs are going to win the Stanley Cup within the next 3-7 years...I'd like a lot of things, but you can't always get what you like (yeah, I changed that up so Mick n' Kief won't sue my sorry ass)...I'd like to think you'll read what I write, and that I'll write things down with more frequency than Brendan Fraser makes his Mummy films (this reference will probably get old in like 3 months)!!
1 comment:
Haha fucking hilarious! I nominate this as post of the week.
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